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... l'altro giorno mi sono imbattuta in questo sito:
http://notalwaysright.com/
Il mondo attraverso gli occhi dei commessi... mi sono piegata in due dalle risate.
Alcune conversazioni sembrano assolutamente surreali...
a voi è mai sucesso niente di simile?

non mastico...

Questa e' la piu bella

(A customer walks into the video rental store, clearly confused.)

Customer: “Where can I rent some condoms?”

Me: “… try the grocery store. We rent movies only.”

Customer: “But, don’t you guys… umm… cater to that kind of customer?”

Me: “Not my job to know, sir. Personally, I would never sell them here, let alone rent them.”

Customer: “That’s because you’re a stupid Catholic who’s not going to get laid until you are married! F*** YOU AND YOUR F***ING MORALS!”

Me: “I am going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Your behavior is unacceptable in this store.”

(The customer suddenly grabs the fliers on the counter for the upcoming movies, throws them everywhere and then sprints out.)

Another customer: “They don’t pay you enough, do they son?”

Me: “Nope…”

quelle che mi fanno più ridere sono le chiamate a call center di assistenza, specialmente quelli di apparecchiature elettroniche: raggiuniamo vette inimmaginabili.

io il sito l'ho messo nei bookmark e quando sono veramente arrabbiata me ne vado a leggere una paginetta: una botta di endorfine e passa tutto (o quasi)

divertentissimo... link aggiunto ai preferiti in questo momento!!!

Fantastico :D:D!

Aggiungo questo link anche se non divertente come quello sopra
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
sono cose inconfessabili spedite per posta

lentamente, una cacchiata alla volta, sono arrivato a pagina 65...

FE-NO-ME-NA-LE!!!

Questa mi fa morire



Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I need to return this d*** camera.”
Me: “Sure, was it not working?”
Customer: “I just don’t want it, okay?”
Me: “Okay. Have you opened the box yet?”
Customer: “Why does that matter?”
Me: “Well, as the sticker on the box says, if the box is opened and you return it, I have to charge you a restocking fee.”
Customer: “Oh. No… no, it hasn’t been opened.”
(I look and the box has been clearly opened, with a torn seal.)
Me: “Uh… are you sure it hasn’t been opened?”
Customer: ”LOOK! ARE YOU CALLING ME A F***ING LIAR? Where is your manager? I spend hundreds of thousands of dollars here and this is how I’m treated?!”
Me: “Ma’am, if you just–”
Customer: “THESE PEOPLE CALL CUSTOMERS LIARS! DON’T SHOP HERE!”
Me: “Ma’am, I believe you! I will return it!”
Customer: “That’s right you will!”
Me: “Can I see your receipt?”
Customer: “It’s in the box.”

cyberjack ha scritto:lentamente, una cacchiata alla volta, sono arrivato a pagina 65...

è una drogaaaaaa

Questo sito è una boccata d'aria quando ci si sente oppressi dalle cose da fare!!

Questa mi fa morire:



(Santa was visiting our store, and every kid got a small bag of candy. Then this happened…)

Santa: “Here you go, little boy!”

Kid: “Thank you, Santa!”

Mom: “Aren’t you forgetting anything?”

Kid: “What, mommy?”

Mom: “Ask Santa for another bag for your brother like I told you.” *looks at Santa* “He’s sick at home and couldn’t come.”

Santa: “No problem!” *reaches for another bag*

Kid: “But mommy, I don’t have a brother!”

Mom: “…”

Santa: *puts bag back*

(Everyone in line bursts out laughing.)